Yes it’s shiny, stop touching it.
I shaved my head a few days ago and have been trying to keep it that way. Recently I purchased a new Mach3 vibrating razor and I used it today. Very close shave, my skin still burns on my little pate.
And now the wife will not stop touching my head. I get really claustrophobic in this tiny room, she is right there and now I’m in a tiny little box!!!! AAAGGHH AND SHE’S PRESSING DOWN ON MY HEAD!!!
See what I mean?
She made the mistake of telling me about the one time she woke up at 7am and I was talking to her and she thought that the marriage was a big mistake and she should stop the bus.
This is that time.
The honeymoon’s over (4 years into the relationship). Stop touching my head gawdammit.