Tuesday, July 19, 2005

My Wife is Odd.

[16:12] battybeyond: Okay, here's the big spoiler of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

Harry and Voldemort are dueling on a bridge across an apparently bottomless shaft. Harry makes a mistake and leaves himself open, Voldemort takes the opportunity and zaps Harry's wand-wielding hand, which falls into the hole below. Now helpless, Harry inches away as Voldemort towers over him.

VOLDEMORT: Harry, Dumbledore never told you who your father was, did he?
[16:12] *** Auto-response sent to battybeyond: I am currently away from the computer.
[16:12] battybeyond: HARRY: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!

VOLDEMORT: Harry, I am your father.

HARRY: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

VOLDEMORT: Harry, join me and we can rule the world as father and son.
[16:12] battybeyond: HARRY: I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Harry leaps down the shaft, and he is rescued by his friends on broomsticks waiting below.

Now, tomorrow I'll explain how Harry and Hermione rescue Ron from his imprisonment in Carbonite.

Posted by: Rhys | July 19, 2005 05:52 AM
[23:06] *** "battybeyond" signed off at Tue Jul 19 23:06:21 2005.