Monday, September 12, 2005

Yes it’s shiny, stop touching it.

I shaved my head a few days ago and have been trying to keep it that way.  Recently I purchased a new Mach3 vibrating razor and I used it today.  Very close shave, my skin still burns on my little pate.  

And now the wife will not stop touching my head.  I get really claustrophobic in this tiny room, she is right there and now I’m in a tiny little box!!!!  AAAGGHH AND SHE’S PRESSING DOWN ON MY HEAD!!!

See what I mean?  

She made the mistake of telling me about the one time she woke up at 7am and I was talking to her and she thought that the marriage was a big mistake and she should stop the bus.  

This is that time.  

The honeymoon’s over (4 years into the relationship).  Stop touching my head gawdammit.


Blogger William said...

LOL well if and when you come home we will rub the head as well! we miss the baldness!

9:22 AM  
Blogger TLG said...

just don't talk to me while I'm sleeping and all is well, baldie ;)

6:46 PM  

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