Monday, September 12, 2005

Yes it’s shiny, stop touching it.


I shaved my head a few days ago and have been trying to keep it that way.  Recently I purchased a new Mach3 vibrating razor and I used it today.  Very close shave, my skin still burns on my little pate.  

And now the wife will not stop touching my head.  I get really claustrophobic in this tiny room, she is right there and now I’m in a tiny little box!!!!  AAAGGHH AND SHE’S PRESSING DOWN ON MY HEAD!!!

See what I mean?  

She made the mistake of telling me about the one time she woke up at 7am and I was talking to her and she thought that the marriage was a big mistake and she should stop the bus.  

This is that time.  

The honeymoon’s over (4 years into the relationship).  Stop touching my head gawdammit.

2 Comments:

Blogger William said...

LOL well if and when you come home we will rub the head as well! we miss the baldness!

9:22 AM  
Blogger TLG said...

just don't talk to me while I'm sleeping and all is well, baldie ;)

6:46 PM  

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