Tuesday, June 21, 2005

And now for something different....

My sister in law is involved in a little Jerry Springer-esque situation. I spent the entire weekend trying to make sure she was ok, comfort and render aid to the wounded in the battlefield of love.

The girl met a guy through his sister. The guy is kinda slow. He is in Air defense, which is Army so I give him some slack as he's serving our country. But it turns out he's probably doing it to stay away from his home town.

His mommy has a friend who decided that my sister in law wasn't good enough for their family. I thank her for doing it. I'm an in law but if I had to be related by marriage to these idiots I'd have cut with the vein about ten minutes into the visit.

So as an 18 year old is wont to do, my sister in-law vents about it in her blog. I like her blog. She's my wife's sister and that family are pretty vicious people by nature and nurture. It happens in a big family that way.

Here's the "Brilliant Commentary" from "anonymous"

Anonymous said...
yea so im searchin the net n i come across some crazii a$$ entry by some girl i dont even know

wow...you sound like you have some major problems in your life kid...but to me it sounds like you caused them..sounds like you got in the middle of something..like a strong bond between some people that love eachother and you tried to ruin it...im just guessin but if you wunt to tell me the whole story i would be more than willing to hear it n talk to you about it..i dont wunna judge someone i dont even know but just get over what ever happened and moved on..sometimes things just dont work out the way you wunt them too...so get over it move on and lv who ever it is that you keep bothering and pissin off alone...lifes soo much easier on all of us when people like you stop trying to pull shit! -k- bye*

10:11 AM



As a past master of the flame, which is an artform found still on USENET to this day I'd like to pick this little thing apart bit by bit...mkay?

Anonymous said...
yea so im searchin the net n i come across some crazii a$$ entry by some girl i dont even know


1. L33t sp33k is only for coder poseurs and people who are making fun of l33t sp33kers who don't get it.
2. You're not anonymous, we know who you are by your even going to the site. No one goes to her site unless they know her. We have the logs.
3. I'm sure you don't know her, ass clown. You took one look and decided she wasn't good enough for your little shithole of a hick town.

wow...you sound like you have some major problems in your life kid...


Here, dear writer I am in complete agreement with you. I'm gonna say this once to avoid repeating it anywhere else. The ellipse (...) is only if you're trailing off with a sentance, or if you are pausing for effect. I'll use it in a sentance for you.

I wonder how many times you've licked your mother's... nevermind.

See. Elipses can be your friend if you use them correctly.

but to me it sounds like you caused them..sounds like you got in the middle of something..like a strong bond between some people that love eachother and you tried to ruin it...


Would this something be the incestuous relationship between siblings, oedepal relations with a mother or the pure love of a young child being fucked in the ass by a guardian with a strap on?

Strong bonds are the kind that grow between a man and a woman who love each other and have cut the ties of their parents prior to the marriage.

Shall we move on?

im just guessin but if you wunt to tell me the whole story i would be more than willing to hear it n talk to you about it..


And how would we do that when you block your number so when you threaten us we can't get the number to have the cops issue a restraining order? (Oh and we did call the cops. The lawyer friend says that this was a nonconditional threat to say you were coming to pittsburgh and only one person was leaving. Not to mention dumb as shit because of the fact that we wouldn't be leaving anyway... we live here. That was another use of the ellipse, cum bubble.)

i dont wunna judge someone i dont even know but just get over what ever happened and moved on..


I don't want to judge you an inbred afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck either, but you and I both know you can't spell.

sometimes things just dont work out the way you wunt them too...


Like your spell checker? Or how about your common decency? Possibly the thing that didn't work out was your plans for the boyfriend's life that almost were ruined and removed from your grasp?

so get over it move on and lv who ever it is that you keep bothering and pissin off alone...lifes soo much easier on all of us when people like you stop trying to pull shit!


Ok when you called and said to not have any contact, we all expected you to do the same thing. Who's pulling shit now? My God are you so dumb as to pick fights with intelligent people who can string thoughts together and search server logs for your ip and have you banned as the harrassing fucktard you are? Ever had your yahoo account email bombed?

Talk about advising someone to do what you are not.

-k- bye*

10:11 AM


Bye to you too asshat. Don't fuck with my family.

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