Thursday, June 17, 2004

here's a kind of disturbing one

Dear Jennifer:

Thank you for your help, protecting my account from a virus.

Professor Joseph W. *baleted*
(555)555-5068

Yeah kids a professor, and yeah kids I'm editing to protect the place these are coming from.

now the dude's having a personal relationship with an auto-reply?
Because Tammy can't or she'll get in trouble.


Message begins:

Please continue quarantining suspect messages. I don't need to see them. I
give you blanket permission to delete all such messages without notifying
me.

Thanks.


--On Thursday, June 17, 2004 12:20 PM -0400 Technology Help Desk
wrote:

> Dear wolke@Hall of education .edu,
>
> The University of Strongbadia's Spam and Virus E-Mail Filtering Service
> has detected an attached file in a message sent to your University
> account that may contain a computer virus. For your protection, this
> suspicious message has been quarantined and can be reviewed in your
> Message Center at my.Hall of education .edu.
>
> From: sip@dir.ca.gov
> Subject: hello
> Virus: W32/Netsky.p@MM!zip
>
> It is possible that this message was sent by someone you know and trust
> and the message was quarantined in error. You should review the message
> in your Message Center as soon as possible. If the message was
> quarantined in error, you can have it delivered to your regular e-mail
> inbox.
>
> Please contact the Technology Help Desk at 555 624-HELP [4357] or by
> replying to this message if you need assistance accessing your Message
> Center or if you have any other questions or concerns. Thank you.
>
> Technology Help Desk
> University of Strongbadia
> Telephone: 555 624-HELP [4357]
> E-Mail: helpdesk@Hall of education .edu



dear stupid,

This was an automated message. You are stupid. Please do not procreate.
Adult swim staff

God, some people are the dumb
Please bless them and take them home to you
So we can have some peace and quiet down here
amen.

And Father said I need to pray more often.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

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