Because Tammy can't or she'll get in trouble.
Please continue quarantining suspect messages. I don't need to see them. I
give you blanket permission to delete all such messages without notifying
--On Thursday, June 17, 2004 12:20 PM -0400 Technology Help Desk
> Dear wolke@Hall of education .edu,
> The University of Strongbadia's Spam and Virus E-Mail Filtering Service
> has detected an attached file in a message sent to your University
> account that may contain a computer virus. For your protection, this
> suspicious message has been quarantined and can be reviewed in your
> Message Center at my.Hall of education .edu.
> From: firstname.lastname@example.org
> Subject: hello
> Virus: W32/Netsky.p@MM!zip
> It is possible that this message was sent by someone you know and trust
> and the message was quarantined in error. You should review the message
> in your Message Center as soon as possible. If the message was
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> Please contact the Technology Help Desk at 555 624-HELP  or by
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This was an automated message. You are stupid. Please do not procreate.
Adult swim staff
God, some people are the dumb
Please bless them and take them home to you
So we can have some peace and quiet down here
And Father said I need to pray more often.