Friday, December 31, 2004

She wants to live in Texas and own a horse.

I want her in tight jeans and a puffy pink coat, Lana Lang... but um yeah. Lana must have a feckin big inheritance.

See, Tammy it's expensive just in Maryland. and you wanna go do it in Texas... *sigh* 24 acres... Price: $2,800,000.00 ok that's a feckin lot of zeroes.

I want nothing more than a chair that doesn't make my legs hurt. I want nothing more than to love my wife, and to know she loves me back. I want the bank to call me and tell me I have a problem so I can say "just hold it till Friday when the auto pay hits" The damn auto pay hits EVERY GOD DAMN WEEK THE SAME DAY. Think aboiut customer fucking service.


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